i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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