i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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