Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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