Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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