Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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