SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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