exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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