he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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