Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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