The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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