his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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