Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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