Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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