I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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