the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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