i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
sex in a hospital.. check
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
