He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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