the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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