So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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