somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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