he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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