You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
