Non-Jews are for practice
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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