On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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