That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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