bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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