You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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