Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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