stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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