me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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