I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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