We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
