my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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