New invention idea: vibrating tampons
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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