sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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