I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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