you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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