What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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