Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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