That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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