we have officially lost it.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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I need you to use more vowels.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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