BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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