I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
