You really coming over, don't trick.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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