The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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