I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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