did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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