he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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