Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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