do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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