i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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