I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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