So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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