If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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