I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
