You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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