Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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